They call me Mary, not Mary Mary quite contrary, nor Mary Mack for I have no buttons down my back. My official name is Queen Mary. With a formal title like that, you might imagine me to be haughty. I may seem aloof at first, but truthfully, it is because I am a bit shy. Once you have proven your mettle, I shall vow loyalty to you for the rest of my days. You may rub my royal chin and ears in exchange for my oath of faith.
